all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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