i would punch a child for taco bell
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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