perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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