Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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