Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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