Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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