I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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