why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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