He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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