why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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