My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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