Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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