We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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