I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
