remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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