don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life