i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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