love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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