tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
A bitchslap is in order.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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