somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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