i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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