I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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