what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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