How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize