do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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