He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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