How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think I am morally bankrupt
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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