Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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