And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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