Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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