After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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