How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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