He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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