Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This is my gift to your gina
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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