is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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