Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
