i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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