Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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