I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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