I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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