love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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