I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Girls should come with a carfax report
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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