She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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