Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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