If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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