I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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