Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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