with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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