So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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