if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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