so explain again why im purple
no
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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