He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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