You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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