so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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