i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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