He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
