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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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