Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i believe in u and ur pee
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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