I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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