I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Randomize
