Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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