As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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